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PRESIDENT BUSH
President Bush's ranch is slated to be auctioned off as part of a celebrity-filled fundraiser designed to blunt the cost of past executive misadventures.
In his new autobiography, the younger Bush says his lasting legacy will be that of having consumed more beer than any president before him.
Executives for Mattel noted that it would allow the company to recoup the cost of this year's holiday party without having to lay off any employees.
Thousands of New Orleans residents fleeing Hurricane Gustav are being driven to his ranch in Crawford, Tex. on a fleet of "Bushmobusses."
White House Press Secretary Dana Perino said Bush's knee-shaking and watch-looking were not indicative of boredom; it just meant he had to go.
Both said they are looking forward to the new roles, which they said gives them one more opportunity to take financial advantage of their positions.
House members are hesitant to approve the declaration, afraid it will "open the floodgates" for other bands seeking one more shot at the limelight.
Lou Dobbs poses by the Mexican border for his new Fox immigration reality show, "Lou Dobbs Brown Alert!"
The best photos from July.
