SPORTS


Rush Limbaugh Decides To Buy NHL Instead

Limbaugh said he decided to switch his focus to hockey after spending a whole day with black people and realizing that he actually doesn't like them much.

BASEBALL

CAP News has learned Limbaugh plans to re-start the league, which ceased operation in 1950, as a separate but equal alternative to Major League Baseball.

WAR ON TERROR

The tape delves into topics like Obama, Afghanistan and other world events, but then veers off onto TV and the new quarterback penalty rules in football.

BASEBALL

A source close to the Red Sox has confirmed that a physical carried out last December revealed abnormally high levels of estrogen in the pitcher's body.

BASEBALL

The vice president admitted that the Obama administration misjudged the National League East and has no idea who will finish on top in that division.

BASEBALL

Baseball fans around the country are breathing a collective sigh of relief, acknowleding that the black cloud has been lifted from the sport once again.

CAP NEWS EXCLUSIVE

CAP News sources inside the White House say at least one of Obama's senior advisors has tendered his resignation over an apparent poor draft strategy.

NEW YORK

More than 75 people who paid $2,625 to sit behind home plate Saturday attempted to throw themselves in front of the No. 4 subway train after the game.

BASEBALL

His second apology came as Yankees fans realized that nobody on steroids could possibly have played as poorly in the playoffs as A Rod has over the years.

Caught On Film
Lou Dobbs poses by the Mexican border for his new Fox immigration reality show, "Lou Dobbs Brown Alert!"

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