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Limbaugh said he decided to switch his focus to hockey after spending a whole day with black people and realizing that he actually doesn't like them much.
A source close to the Red Sox has confirmed that a physical carried out last December revealed abnormally high levels of estrogen in the pitcher's body.
The vice president admitted that the Obama administration misjudged the National League East and has no idea who will finish on top in that division.
Baseball fans around the country are breathing a collective sigh of relief, acknowleding that the black cloud has been lifted from the sport once again.
CAP News sources inside the White House say at least one of Obama's senior advisors has tendered his resignation over an apparent poor draft strategy.
More than 75 people who paid $2,625 to sit behind home plate Saturday attempted to throw themselves in front of the No. 4 subway train after the game.
His second apology came as Yankees fans realized that nobody on steroids could possibly have played as poorly in the playoffs as A Rod has over the years.
Lou Dobbs poses by the Mexican border for his new Fox immigration reality show, "Lou Dobbs Brown Alert!"


The best photos from July.



