POLITICS

Rush Slams God For Dithering, Failed Leadership

During a second interview with Fox News' Chris Wallace, Limbaugh lambasted God for various shortcomings and a lack of attentiveness.

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Congressional Wet T-Shirt Contest Fun For All

Stephanie Herseth Sandlin slipped past Mary Bono Mack to win the 23rd annual competition, held as a wrap-up to National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

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Healthcare Battle To Be Waged On Playground

Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) told Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to meet him by the swing set at three o'clock so they could settle this "once and for all."

SURVEYS & POLLS

President Bush Approval Rating Continues To Climb

While Bush finished with the lowest approval rating ever for a departing president, many say he "really turned a corner" after he left office.

WASHINGTON

Kanye West Bursts Onto Floor Of Senate

Senators sat speechless as the rapper rushed up to the podium, grabbed the microphone from Sen. Olympia Snowe, and blurted out his feelings on healthcare.

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Palin To Pen Syndicated Column About Stuff

"Palin Weighs In" was originally slated to be a weekly column in eight Tribune newspapers, but was changed to daily because "she has a lot to say."

GOVERNMENT

Congress Commences 'Cash For Condoms' Program

Economists are mixed in their reaction to news of the program, which allows people to exchange their used and otherwise unwanted condoms for cash.

SUPREME COURT

Sotomayor Stumbles In Trivia Portion Of Confirmation

Panel members hoping to see Sotomayor breeze through her confirmation now worry Obama may have to dig out his Hispanic rolodex and find another nominee.

NATIONAL SECURITY

Panetta Orders Probe Of Secret Agent Spy Scopes

Democratic lawmakers also want Panetta's query to center on how many Secret Decoder Rings Bush may have won as prizes from inside boxes of Cracker Jack.

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