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All shots will be administered by beloved Disney characters, and the syringes will be soldered to their hands, paws and/or hooves to ensure maximum stability.
The bill would authorize the use of waterboarding, forced nudity, and other techniques to verify that patients are telling the truth about their ailments.
"Let Us Help Us" would create a healthcare auction house, where people with medical needs could choose the price they want to pay for their procedures.
As the nation's first Death Czar, Dr Jack Kevorkian will be tasked with the responsibility of helping to save billions of dollars in annual medical costs.
While most Democrats support Obama's plan, many say they'd rather see the funds go toward improving the gas station attendants' English-speaking skills.
The bill, which would create the first national limit on gas emissions by congressmen, now moves on to the Senate where passage should be a breeze.
CDC officials have likened this whine flu epidemic to the Cooties outbreak of 2006, during which over 100 children across eight states were infected.
Patients wait to check in at a Baltimore clinic that is spearheading the GOP's new "public torture" option for healthcare.
The best photos from July.
