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NASA Confirms Existence Of Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes

The tapes were apparently being streamed digitally over the Internet when they were picked up by NASA's SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) satellites.

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The move is part of NASA's continued effort to expand overall interest in the space program beyond nerds and engineers to include "more normal folks."

INVENTIONS

Apple is downplaying the concerns, saying that the blade is just one of numerous new features, including a video camera, a voice recorder and a pedometer.

TECHNOLOGY

The explosions don't seem to have hurt sales, with many saying that they would still buy an iPod that might explode rather than having to get a Zune.

SURVEYS & POLLS

While the White House has been officially silent on the subject, Vice President Joe Biden was overwhelmingly supportive of the idea when asked about it.

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President Obama has sanctioned a task force to investigate whether the recent digital transition has played any role in the current satellite TV problems.

THE INTERNET

Typically they mention the current song, but they can also mention what the artist is wearing, or whether any of the girls around them are hot.

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And the talking baby from the E*TRADE commercials elicited violence from the baboons, as many attacked the screen in an attempt to maul the child.

TECHNOLOGY

The latest blockbuster iPhone application is called "Squawky-Talky" and allows users to broadcast their voice in real-time to other iPhone owners.

Caught On Film
A poll by the Tufts student newspaper found that coeds need someplace to have sex if their roommates are awake.

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