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MALIBU, Calif. (CAP) - In yet another sign of a deepening addiction problem, a spokesman for Lindsay Lohan confirmed today that the actress was indeed the one responsible for Britney Spear's second date with hair clippers this year.
"We can confirm that Lindsay broke out of the Urokey Rehabilitation Clinic late last night and was the one responsible for shaving Miss Spears," a statement from the actress's camp said. "While Lindsay regrets the incident and apologizes for the blatant cliché, she denies that the hair clippers in question actually belonged to her."
"Shaving Britney has become the de facto hitting-rock-bottom of the young Hollywood set," said celebrity psychologist Dr. Drew Androgen. "You take a razor to that, there's no where else to go."
While Britney has only fallen victim to two addiction-addled locks loppings - both this year, and one of which was by her own hand - troubled Hollywood youths have been trying to get at her for years.
In 2001, an incoherent Cory Feldman was arrested at a San Francisco Spears show with a Flowbee. Macaulay Culkin has admitted in interviews to driving repeatedly by the singer's mansion years ago during cocaine binges humming "Oops I Did It Again" into a wax paper-wrapped comb.
Even Drew Barrymore, clean and sober for many years, admitted to having regrets that Britney wasn't around in her day.
"If that cute little bitch had been around when I was pounding them down, I would have shaved more than her head," Barrymore confided with a smirk.
According to TMZ.com, Lohan is now back at the Urokey Clinic and may face additional charges related to barbering without a license. As for Britney, the singer has apparently forgiven the troubled Lindsay and wishes her well in her latest rehab attempt.
"I know undrinking is hard, and I pray for her," Britney wrotes in a rambling post on her website. "But will y'all stop trying to shave my dam [sic] head?"
