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WASHINGTON (CAP) - Following a week of intense media coverage over President Bush's use of a dirty word (starts with "s", rhymes with "clit"), CAP News' own White House mole Deep Anus has confirmed that Karl Rove has begun a new initiative.
"They're calling it Operation Pottymouth," Deep Anus said, his identity concealed by the confessional screen at Georgetown's St. McDonald's Cathedral (home of the $3.99 Wafer, Shake & Sermon Luncheon Special).
"President Bush said virtually nothing all week as the Middle East fell apart, and all the press could concentrate on was the one expletive he did say regarding the situation," Deep Anus said. "If I'm Karl Rove, I'm thinking ka-ching! One dirty word a week can cover for a lot of gaffes, poor policy decisions and indictments."
Proof of the operation's existence was evident on Monday, when George W. Bush was briefing reporters on Condoleezza Rice's visit to the Middle East to lay out terms for a cease fire in the Israel-Hezbollah situation.
"Dang it, I sent my top bitch over there, heh heh. What more can I do?" President Bush asked before heading off to Crawford for a pre-vacation vacation.
This story is part of an ongoing investigative CAP News series we call The Deep Anus Papers.
