

Shah-Shkabab Takes Credit For Somalia Pig RoastSome 30 people were sickened due to undercooked meat, including six government officials.
Purported al Qaeda Tape Actually Blues TravelerThe tape was thought to be the first time bin Laden had used an accompanying music bed.
Archeologists Discover John McCain's CryptDetails are sketchy as many are reluctant to discuss what they saw when the door opened.

Jay Leno
Latest Bin Laden Tape Takes Credit For Jay Leno

President Obama
White House Introduces New Mideast Peace Mascot

Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton Makes Surprise Visit To Thailand Brothel

Wall Street
Nigerian Scam Profits Plummet To 12-Year Lows

North Korea
Clinton Says Korea Must End Provocative Sex Acts

Israel
Amnesty Group Slams Wii Game "Gaza Under Fire"
Al Qaeda deputy Ayman al-Zawahri lists Crispus Attucks, Sidney Poitier and Olympian Carl Lewis among its top negroes, as well as Sammy Davis, Jr.
Reaction from world leaders has been mixed, with some calling for Bhutto's continued exile, while others are requesting copies of the tape.
Terrorists will mark the passing of this historical month with a couple suicide bombings and maybe a kidnapped journalist beheading or two.
Known for issuing cruel pop quizzes in the late 1990s, Ali became a symbol for the reign of terror Saddam Hussein meted out on Iraqi kids.
COLUMN: Admit it — you wanna 'Piranha'
The other day, my son saw the commercial for Piranha 3D and had exactly the reaction you’d expect from a 9-year-ol










