Friday | September 10, 2010
Al Qaeda Releases Fall/Winter ScheduleAl Qaeda Releases Fall/Winter Schedule
The all-new fall season kicks off with a busy marketplace bombing next Thursday evening and builds on storylines and characters right through November sweeps.
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Shah-Shkabab Takes Credit For Somalia Pig RoastShah-Shkabab Takes Credit For Somalia Pig Roast

Some 30 people were sickened due to undercooked meat, including six government officials.

Purported al Qaeda Tape Actually Blues TravelerPurported al Qaeda Tape Actually Blues Traveler

The tape was thought to be the first time bin Laden had used an accompanying music bed.

Archeologists Discover John McCain\'s CryptArcheologists Discover John McCain's Crypt

Details are sketchy as many are reluctant to discuss what they saw when the door opened.

Newsmakers
Latest Bin Laden Tape Takes Credit For Jay Leno
Jay Leno

Latest Bin Laden Tape Takes Credit For Jay Leno

White House Introduces New Mideast Peace Mascot
President Obama

White House Introduces New Mideast Peace Mascot

Bill Clinton Makes Surprise Visit To Thailand Brothel
Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton Makes Surprise Visit To Thailand Brothel

Hot Topics
Nigerian Scam Profits Plummet To 12-Year Lows
Wall Street

Nigerian Scam Profits Plummet To 12-Year Lows

Clinton Says Korea Must End Provocative Sex Acts
North Korea

Clinton Says Korea Must End Provocative Sex Acts

Amnesty Group Slams Wii Game
Israel

Amnesty Group Slams Wii Game "Gaza Under Fire"

Newsreel
Al Qaeda Releases List Of "Negroes We Like"

Al Qaeda deputy Ayman al-Zawahri lists Crispus Attucks, Sidney Poitier and Olympian Carl Lewis among its top negroes, as well as Sammy Davis, Jr.

Benazir Bhutto Sex Tape Rocks Pakistan

Reaction from world leaders has been mixed, with some calling for Bhutto's continued exile, while others are requesting copies of the tape.

Terrorism Celebrates 250 Years

Terrorists will mark the passing of this historical month with a couple suicide bombings and maybe a kidnapped journalist beheading or two.

Iraqi Teen Blows Whistle On Elusive "Algebra Ali"

Known for issuing cruel pop quizzes in the late 1990s, Ali became a symbol for the reign of terror Saddam Hussein meted out on Iraqi kids.

Archives
Bush Personally Removes Every New Orleans Resident Himself
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