Friday | September 10, 2010
Tiger Woods Converting To Islam
Golf pundits who watched Woods struggle since his return to the Tour say the move is good for a man who clearly excels when he "lets the Tiger out of the cage."
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Vikings Fit Brett Favre For LifeGuard AlertVikings Fit Brett Favre For LifeGuard Alert

His contract also calls for a Lark scooter to get him on and off the field during games.

Dutch Blame van der Sloot For World Cup LossDutch Blame van der Sloot For World Cup Loss

Dutch officials say van der Sloot has set their football program back at least 30 years.

Lebron Signs Lucrative Deal With MassengillLebron Signs Lucrative Deal With Massengill

Lebron James is hoping to cash in on his new reputation as the world's biggest douchebag.

Newsmakers
Add Phil Mickelson To Growing List Of Tiger Affairs
Tiger Woods

Add Phil Mickelson To Growing List Of Tiger Affairs

Rush Limbaugh Buys Negro Baseball League Franchise
Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh Buys Negro Baseball League Franchise

Morphine Scandal Rocks Vintage Base Ball Team
Burton Oxley

Morphine Scandal Rocks Vintage Base Ball Team

Hot Topics
Royals Become First Sports Team To Sponsor Gay Guy
Sponsorships

Royals Become First Sports Team To Sponsor Gay Guy

Specter: Minor League Baseball Mascot Races Fixed
Gambling

Specter: Minor League Baseball Mascot Races Fixed

Major League Baseball To Ban Glasses, Contacts
Baseball

Major League Baseball To Ban Glasses, Contacts

Newsreel
IOC Strips Bruce Jenner Of 1976 Gold Medal

At issue is the reality show featuring Jenner's step-daughter, Kim Kardashian, which the IOC says has "debased the ideals of the Olympic movement."

NCAA Bans All Rules From Sports

In addition, performance-enhancing substances will no longer be outlawed as athletes are encouraged to use any devices to enhance their advantage.

Pro Wrestler Dies Peacefully At Home Of Old Age

Authorities have launched an investigation into Fratello's death at age 76, saying professional wrestlers "don't just die of old age."

NASCAR To Ditch Tracks For "Dragster Wheels"

NASCAR will drop their "go around in a circle on a track" model for a "go around in a circle in a hamster wheel" one.

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