
Vikings Fit Brett Favre For LifeGuard AlertHis contract also calls for a Lark scooter to get him on and off the field during games.
Dutch Blame van der Sloot For World Cup LossDutch officials say van der Sloot has set their football program back at least 30 years.
Lebron Signs Lucrative Deal With MassengillLebron James is hoping to cash in on his new reputation as the world's biggest douchebag.

Tiger Woods
Add Phil Mickelson To Growing List Of Tiger Affairs

Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh Buys Negro Baseball League Franchise

Burton Oxley
Morphine Scandal Rocks Vintage Base Ball Team

Sponsorships
Royals Become First Sports Team To Sponsor Gay Guy

Gambling
Specter: Minor League Baseball Mascot Races Fixed

Baseball
Major League Baseball To Ban Glasses, Contacts
At issue is the reality show featuring Jenner's step-daughter, Kim Kardashian, which the IOC says has "debased the ideals of the Olympic movement."
In addition, performance-enhancing substances will no longer be outlawed as athletes are encouraged to use any devices to enhance their advantage.
Authorities have launched an investigation into Fratello's death at age 76, saying professional wrestlers "don't just die of old age."
NASCAR will drop their "go around in a circle on a track" model for a "go around in a circle in a hamster wheel" one.
COLUMN: Admit it — you wanna 'Piranha'
The other day, my son saw the commercial for Piranha 3D and had exactly the reaction you’d expect from a 9-year-ol










