Sunday | September 5, 2010
Marvel\'s Newest Superhero, The Rude Nude DudeMarvel\'s Newest Superhero, The Rude Nude Dude
Early storyboards show The Rude Nude Dude as a sarcastic coffee barrister by day who then travels the city streets by night, naked and looking for disagreements.
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Julia Roberts Signs On For Sequel, Julia Roberts Signs On For Sequel, "Eat Sleep Poop"

Director Kevin Smith will helm the effort, which also stars Dennis Franz and Mel Gibson.

\'Cathy\' Comic Strip Fans Decry \'Piranha 3D\' Tie-In'Cathy' Comic Strip Fans Decry 'Piranha 3D' Tie-In

The comic strip will come to an end with Cathy being eaten alive by prehistoric piranhas.

Grizzly Attack Blamed On \'Yogi Bear\' MovieGrizzly Attack Blamed On 'Yogi Bear' Movie

Several campers had spotted a grizzly bear and her cubs watching a screening of the film.

Newsmakers
Batman & Robin:
Batman

Batman & Robin: "We're not gay, just Bat-curious"

Lohan: Okay, I Haven\'t Had A Drink In 10, 15 Minutes
Lindsay Lohan

Lohan: Okay, I Haven't Had A Drink In 10, 15 Minutes

CBS Cancels Entire Lineup Except Charlie Sheen
Les Moonves

CBS Cancels Entire Lineup Except Charlie Sheen

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Reality TV

"Jersey Shore" Filming Moves To Louisiana

Lady Gaga Video Leads To Apologies To Madonna
Music

Lady Gaga Video Leads To Apologies To Madonna

Brad, Angelina Split Up In Grocery Store
Relationships

Brad, Angelina Split Up In Grocery Store

Newsreel
Rosie Sues Over Women's Restroom Symbol

The lawsuit alleges that the symbol is discriminatory and insinuates that if a woman is not wearing a dress, she "might as well use the men's room."

'Shawshank' Buddy Comedy In The Works

According to Showbiz411, Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman team up as a pair of scrappy detectives named Andy Shaw and Red Shank, and fight crime in Mexico.

The Who To Produce Donkey Kong Rock Opera

The enduring tale of a deaf, dumb and blind boy with exceptional gaming skills will revolve around a British lad and the '80s arcade classic Donkey Kong.

VH1 Greenlights New Kutcher Show "Pajamafied!"

The show features Kutcher and a revolving group of accomplices convincing unwitting celebrities to don pajamas and make embarassing appearances in public.

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COLUMN: Admit it — you wanna 'Piranha'

The other day, my son saw the commercial for Piranha 3D and had exactly the reaction you’d expect from a 9-year-ol

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