Sunday | September 5, 2010
Palin Names
Asked if she knew anything about Mike Sorrentino's political views, Sarah Palin said she did not, but did note that she can see his house from the Newark airport.
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Debate Heats Up Over Jedi Church At Ground ZeroDebate Heats Up Over Jedi Church At Ground Zero

Supporters say the location allows them to provide New York protection from the Muslims.

Obama Declares Lindsay Lohan Federal Disaster AreaObama Declares Lindsay Lohan Federal Disaster Area

The move makes people in L.A. eligible for rehab, counseling and other low-cost programs.

Gore Sex Charges Dismissed As Gore Sex Charges Dismissed As "Stupidest Thing Ever"

Police said Gore seems to be less of a "crazed sex poodle" and more of a "droopy daschund."

Newsmakers
Biden Stiffs Girl Scouts Out Of Hard-Earned Cash
Joe Biden

Biden Stiffs Girl Scouts Out Of Hard-Earned Cash

Palin Slams Down Syndrome Portrayal In \'Life Goes On\'
Sarah Palin

Palin Slams Down Syndrome Portrayal In 'Life Goes On'

Rush Slams God For Dithering, Failed Leadership
Rush Limbaugh

Rush Slams God For Dithering, Failed Leadership

Hot Topics
Obama Board Game Loss Casts Doubt On Presidency
White House

Obama Board Game Loss Casts Doubt On Presidency

Congressional Wet T-Shirt Contest Fun For All
U.S. Congress

Congressional Wet T-Shirt Contest Fun For All

President Bush Approval Rating Continues To Climb
Surveys & Polls

President Bush Approval Rating Continues To Climb

Newsreel
Palin To Pen Syndicated Column About Stuff

"Palin Weighs In" was originally slated to be a weekly column in eight Tribune newspapers, but was changed to daily because "that woman has a lot to say."

Obama Tells Everyone They Can "All Just Go To Hell"

The outburst took place after his town hall healthcare meeting in New Hampshire, where he also reportedly flipped everyone the bird as his limo pulled away.

Obama Passes 3am Test With Lullaby, Glass Of Water

According to the White House, the president was awoken by daughter Sasha who had had a bad dream and he succeeded in quickly getting her back to sleep.

House Passes Limit On Congressional Gas Emissions

The bill, which would create the first national limit on gas emissions by congressmen, now moves on to the Senate where passage should be a breeze.

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The other day, my son saw the commercial for Piranha 3D and had exactly the reaction you’d expect from a 9-year-ol

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