
Scabies Named Comeback Affliction Of The YearScabies scooted past Chlamydia to grab the coveted top spot in this year's disease poll.
CDC: It's Time To PanicThe CDC recommends that people begin working themselves up into a state of irrational fear.
Doctors Recommend Against Lady Gaga-ectomiesMore girls are undergoing things like hair sculpting, eye stretching and thigh elongating.

Karen Ames-Arbuckle
Tufts: Sex Allowed Only If Roommate Is Probably Asleep

Michael Szymanczyk
FDA Approves Cigarettes That Taste Like Ass

Erick Stricht
New "Speed Humping" All The Rage Among Singles

Government
Mass. To Eliminate Dept Of Pubic Health

Personal Hygiene
US Launches Clean Gas Station Attendant Project

Parenting
Spongebob To Tackle Teen Pregnancy
According to new research, eating a big breakfast, heavy in carbs, is the key to keeping slim, as long as you regurgitate the meal afterwards.
An estimated ten to twenty percent of all Americans already suffer some form of the new ailment, which has symptoms that can be treated with medication.
Producers said the show scored very well with pre-teen boys, especially the episodes that featured "that cute little early-bloomer Carolyn."
A $10 million ad campaign tops this year's media blitz for MDLT Day, as well as public service posters in subway stations around the country.
COLUMN: Admit it — you wanna 'Piranha'
The other day, my son saw the commercial for Piranha 3D and had exactly the reaction you’d expect from a 9-year-ol










