Sunday | September 5, 2010
Feds Link Tainted Eggs To Farm In April Valley
The farm is owned by Peter Cottontail, who is being sought for questioning and may have hitched a ride on the Yestermorrowmobile with a wanted French fugitive.
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Scabies Named Comeback Affliction Of The YearScabies Named Comeback Affliction Of The Year

Scabies scooted past Chlamydia to grab the coveted top spot in this year's disease poll.

CDC: It\'s Time To PanicCDC: It's Time To Panic

The CDC recommends that people begin working themselves up into a state of irrational fear.

Doctors Recommend Against Lady Gaga-ectomiesDoctors Recommend Against Lady Gaga-ectomies

More girls are undergoing things like hair sculpting, eye stretching and thigh elongating.

Newsmakers
Tufts: Sex Allowed Only If Roommate Is Probably Asleep
Karen Ames-Arbuckle

Tufts: Sex Allowed Only If Roommate Is Probably Asleep

FDA Approves Cigarettes That Taste Like Ass
Michael Szymanczyk

FDA Approves Cigarettes That Taste Like Ass

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New "Speed Humping" All The Rage Among Singles

Hot Topics
Mass. To Eliminate Dept Of Pubic Health
Government

Mass. To Eliminate Dept Of Pubic Health

US Launches Clean Gas Station Attendant Project
Personal Hygiene

US Launches Clean Gas Station Attendant Project

Spongebob To Tackle Teen Pregnancy
Parenting

Spongebob To Tackle Teen Pregnancy

Newsreel
Want To Lose Weight? Throw Up A Big Breakfast

According to new research, eating a big breakfast, heavy in carbs, is the key to keeping slim, as long as you regurgitate the meal afterwards.

CDC Invents New Disease For Americans

An estimated ten to twenty percent of all Americans already suffer some form of the new ailment, which has symptoms that can be treated with medication.

PBS Cancels "SEX! With Ruff Ruffman"

Producers said the show scored very well with pre-teen boys, especially the episodes that featured "that cute little early-bloomer Carolyn."

AMA Celebrates Mother-Daughter Liver Transplant Day

A $10 million ad campaign tops this year's media blitz for MDLT Day, as well as public service posters in subway stations around the country.

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The Satirical Political Report - Jan Brewer Blames 'Brain Freeze' On Her Own Beheading
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Dailyfortnight - Glenn Beck Eaten Alive by Crocodile

COLUMN: Admit it — you wanna 'Piranha'

The other day, my son saw the commercial for Piranha 3D and had exactly the reaction you’d expect from a 9-year-ol

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