
Darth Vader Doily Maker Sues Movie IndustryPundits expect the lawsuit to fail but create legal headaches for the 371 billion plaintiffs.
Toyota Recalls More Cars Due To Faulty BackseatsThree women have reported head injuries against the side door while prone on the backseat.
Fred's Science Museum Closes After Three MonthsOwners billed the museum as "2,000 Square Feet of Scien-Terrific!" but failed miserably.

Tony Hayward
Gulf Oil Spill Boon To Giant Sponge Industry

Akio Toyoda
Toyota Recalls When They Used To Make Good Cars

Lynn Liddle
Domino's Pizza Boosts Earnings With More Slices

Prostitution
Cost Of A High-End Hooker Climbs Up Over $1000

Economy
New York Mafia Lowers Lending Rate To 200%

Literature
Bush To Publish Memoir As Pop-Up Book
The business community has embraced the concept, with many Fortune 500 companies planning to post their Q2 profit/loss sheets using lowercase numbers.
The move has raised eyebrows, particularly given the problems Wal-Mart encountered in 2005 when it tried outfitting greeters with Tasers to little success.
The ad, which appeared in last week's flier, outraged deceased infant advocacy groups, who flooded Target with critical calls and e-mails.
The acquisition marks the single largest purchase of a planet with inhabitants since 1922, and should be finalized within two months.
COLUMN: Admit it — you wanna 'Piranha'
The other day, my son saw the commercial for Piranha 3D and had exactly the reaction you’d expect from a 9-year-ol










