Obama Board Game Loss Casts Doubt On Presidency
The White House admits Obama played his daughter in checkers and lost, which pundits say doesn't bode well for his ability to compete on the world stage.
All shots will be administered by beloved Disney characters, and the syringes will be soldered to their hands, paws and/or hooves to ensure maximum stability.
Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) told Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to meet him by the swing set at three o'clock so they could settle this "once and for all."
Limbaugh said he decided to switch his focus to hockey after spending a whole day with black people and realizing that he actually doesn't like them much.
An estimated ten to twenty percent of all Americans already suffer some form of the new ailment, which has symptoms that can be treated with medication.
CAP News has learned Limbaugh plans to re-start the league, which ceased operation in 1950, as a separate but equal alternative to Major League Baseball.
Authorities said they hadn't thought to look in Heene's attic for Earhart, because they assumed she had crashed into the Pacific Ocean in 1937.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad opens a present at last year's world leaders holiday party.


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