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Family and friends tell CAP News the '80s television star can be seen roaming the streets of his neighborhood dressed in his blues, making sure crime stays away.
The restaurant's new environmentally-friendly napkin resists all liquids with which it comes in contact yet still retains the look and feel of a regular napkin.
Pundits say the fastest way for them to get over their break-up is to get back to doing what they do best - drawing attention to themselves by any means possible.
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