"Frankly, we could not stand by and watch this anymore", said John Adams, odd bits of flesh falling from his rotting yet remarkably well-preserved carcass.
"He's a circle, for Christ sake," Imus fumed on the air. "If you ask me, those circles are lazy sons of bitches, all of them. What an a-hole."
In the profanity-laced video, the West Coast-tinged hip-hop style of Greenspan flows almost effortlessly as he rips through rhymes about Bernanke.
Many families across the country are now just in shock and unsure how they're going to help Hillary out of debt and still make ends meet themselves.
According to new research, eating a big breakfast, heavy in carbs, is the key to keeping slim, as long as you regurgitate the meal afterwards.
Under McCain's proposal, voters who declare themselves as Democrat would be branded with a letter 'D' in order to tell them apart from "real Americans."
Stewart acknowledged that he has dropped even the semblance of originality, recording only albums of songs by other artists, many of them dead.
One gas station expresses the sentiment of a nation.


The best photos from March.



