Interplanetary Coalition To Shut Down Saturn
Preliminary plans call for each of Saturn's 31 moons to be auctioned off early next year, with the planet itself being demolished the year after.
Pundits say this shows just how much the software giant cares about the environment, and offsets all that hair spray Bill Gates used back in the '70s and '80s.
Ticketmaster has secured ticketing rights to events at thousands of the nation's public schools, setting ticket prices out of reach of many children's parents.
According to the new research, alcohol-related problems are reduced significantly if the alcoholic simply refrains from drinking the booze.
The announcement is the latest of a rash of bad publicity for the late-night host, who has lately been blamed for everything from the swine flu to global warming.
Aiken says he's glad the truth is out and he couldn't be happier that John Edwards wound up becoming the father of his new little Claymate.
VH1 is hoping the venerable sportscaster can match the wild success of the network's other love-search shows, "Flavor Of Love" and "Rock Of Love".
President Obama gives a speech as part of his new "Pretend I'm White" initiative.


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