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Malibu Access Cable employees prepare for an all-night Charlie's Angels marathon in honor of Fawcett.

Farrah Fawcett Tribute To Air On Local Cable

LOS ANGELES (CAP) - A day after the star-studded Michael Jackson funeral service at the Staples Center dominated the airwaves and was broadcast live on all major networks, friends of Farrah Fawcett expressed frustration that a similar tribute to the late Charlie's Angels star has been all but ignored.

The Fawcett tribute is now scheduled to air tape-delayed on Malibu Access Cable later this week. The channel, which is run by area high school students, declined to air the event live as it would have preempted the 47th replay of the Malibu High prom and middle school graduation ceremonies.

Longtime companion Ryan O'Neal is reportedly incensed with the snub, while estranged daughter Tatum O'Neal unleashed a highly intoxicated and profanity-laced tirade about the media, attention paid to Jackson, and an LA meter maid who recently gave her a parking ticket, to the website TMZ.com.

"She got friggin' screwed when that freak show kicked the same day as her," said O'Neal in one of the few lines from the rant that can be reprinted here. "So screw Michael Jackson, screw the networks and screw that bitch who wrote me up for parking in the handicap spot!

"Like two dozen cripples are just going to suddenly all show up at the beach one day at the same time," O'Neal continued. "What? Are they going to stretch out in the sun? Maybe play some volleyball? And screw them if they do."

Despite the hard feelings, tribute organizers are doing their best to cull together a fitting program. Fawcett's son, Redmond O'Neal, will reportedly sing a video rendition of "Tears in Heaven" from the prison where he is serving time for drug possession, former Angels castmate Kate Jackson will read a poignant passage from the script of an old Scarecrow & Mrs. King episode and fellow castmate Jaclyn Smith will unveil the "Farrah Collection" of cut-off shorts that will be available as a blue-light special in her KMart clothing line starting in August.

"There'd better not be one goddamn dry eye in the goddamn place or I'll kick that person's goddamn ass!" Tatum O'Neal threatened.

In related news, CAP News has also learned a tribute to late pitchman Billy Mays will not be shown in its entirety, but will be made into a half-hour program that will air randomly on basic cable channels between midnight and 4am throughout the summer. A Mays DVD tribute will also be available with any purchase of Mighty Putty, OxyClean and the Awesome Auger as long as customers pay separate shipping and processng fees.