ARCHIVES: OCTOBER 2006

Judas Priest Denies Having Sex With Foley

Yet former Congressman Mark Foley continues to assert that he was molested by "one of the first bands to modernize the twin-lead-guitar sound."

INT'L POLITICS

Now North Korea will have to wait to be inducted into the Nuclear Club, assuming they pass the test when it is given again in October, 2007.

REAL ESTATE

Not a single new shopping mall project was submitted for public review last year, as investors take a wait-and-see approach in the region.

MEDICINE

According to the FDA, campaign-related skin lesions in 30 percent of the 107 voters tested in two clinical trials did show improvement.

SURVEYS & POLLS

A recent CAP-WiRV poll has revealed that 34% of Americans thought a 16-year-old blond Amish girl was killed at a school in Wisconsin.

ENERGY

In New York, a barrel of crude rose 71 cents to $60.47, as markets caught wind of George Steinbrenner's comments about the state of Torre's job.

SURVEYS & POLLS

A majority of Americans would prefer to be diddled by a member of the clergy rather than at the hands of any other public figure.

CAPITOL HILL

The bill now proceeds to the Senate, where it is expected that Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) may try to eat the piece of paper it is written on.

MIDWEST

Traffic was snarled for hours after the Union of Traffic Cone Arrangers called a strike right in the middle of the overnight work shift.

Caught On Film
An Afghani couple enjoys a game of Twister in celebration of terrorism's 250th anniversary.

The best photos from July.

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