ARCHIVES: NOVEMBER 2006

Rumsfeld Colonoscopy Reveals Head Up Ass

Democrats questioned the timing of the announcement, wondering if the Bush administration has sat on this information because of the war in Iraq.

CELEBRITIES

"If I Celebrated It" will take a hypothetical look at how OJ Simpson would spend his time were he to observe the Christian holiday, which he claims he does not.

CLONING

Genetecists opted for selective breeding, and computer models showed that the Super Trash prototype had to come from two specific genetic donors.

HOLIDAYS

The Iranian government is hoping to have its nuclear program up and running in time for the country's First Night celebration at the end of the year.

SURVEYS & POLLS

The study has found that for the fourth year in a row, Americans will get tired of their relatives before Christmas even arrives.

THE INTERNET

Until a patch is produced, Braun is urging consumers to avoid using the razors to check email and to only visit websites they consider to be "safe".

RELIGION

In the wake of allegations surrounding Rev. Ted Haggard, a growing number of Evangelicals are saying they might "give this gay sex thing a whirl."

SPECIAL REPORT

George Allen and Conrad Burns were known for honing their routines in front of a captive audience at the Congressional Page Dorm.

ECONOMY

Harvard University professor Langley Holcomb said there hasn't been this much hype over a board game since the great "Aggravation" run of 1982.

Caught On Film
An Afghani couple enjoys a game of Twister in celebration of terrorism's 250th anniversary.

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