Supporting the move to make English the country's official language, Bush has stated through an interpreter that he'll learn the language himself.
The President's initial response was to run screaming from the room because he thought "his computer had come to life and was yelling at him."
Beatboxing has been an industry dominated by the U.S. since the early 1980s, but recently has seen a steady decline in market share.
"I went out to the South Lawn for some target practice on the homeless vets sleeping nearby," said Cheney, "and next thing I knew, it was gone."
Speculation has been building that CAP News has a secret source buried deep in the White House. A top CAP News editor today confirmed it.
Determined to secure his place in history, President Bush has instructed Chief of Staff Josh Bolten to pursue the all-time record for futility.
One of the few businesses affected when immigrants attempted to flex their economic muscle were McDonald's franchises in some cities.
Former Exxon Mobil CEO Lee Raymond shows company board members one of the little tricks he picked up after retiring.


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