ARCHIVES: MARCH 2007

Racy Photos Of Chris Sligh Surface On Internet

According to CAP News sources, one picture showed Sligh involved with whipped cream, although it's unclear if that really had anything to do with sex.

HOLIDAYS

A Senate investigation into the Easter Bunny firings has renewed calls for the resignation of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

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CAP News sources report that the wedding ceremony took 15 minutes, and the vows were so simple, even a caveman could have done them.

CRIME

Libby's attorneys had vowed to seek a new trial, but have now switched gears to fight this decision, which they call "unethical and short-sighted."

MIDDLE EAST

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is also claiming responsibility for the vote that sent Brandon Rogers home from "American Idol," but kept Sanjaya Malakar.

SAFETY RECALL

The Justice Department has opened an investigation into what appears to be a tampering case involving a limited edition set of Ann Coulter dolls.

SURVEYS & POLLS

Additionally, an overwhelming 80% of all respondents in the 2007 Musical Literacy Study tried to pass off "Frampton Comes Alive!" as two albums.

FOOTBALL

Pundits point to the news as proof positive that Brady is not gay, or "at least straight in a Tom Cruise sort of way."

BIG BUSINESS

Al Qaeda hopes to move into its new digs on 1st Avenue South in Seattle by this fall, after a number of renovations to the property are performed.

Caught On Film
Britain's Prince Harry shaves his head after a night of drinking and God knows what else.

The best photos from July.

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