Under the deal, members of Twisted Sister would take charge of the ports, except Miami, which will remain under the control of local drug smugglers.
Reports out of South Dakota say large numbers of teen-aged girls are fleeing in wake of pending legislation that would outlaw all abortions.
"While we respect the integrity of the MPAA, we find it difficult to believe that 'Brokeback' lost," Gore said at a news conference.
"Karl does indeed have a boner for the senator," said spokesman Jamie Sinclair. "He's at a loss to describe this obsession beyond that."
Lawmakers have passed a spending bill that diverts money earmarked for secondary education into anabolic steroids for Major League Baseball players.
In the wake of criticism about the Dubai Ports World deal, President Bush had an emergency meeting with his staff yesterday to learn about all the other deals going on completely unbeknownst to him.
Kirby's attorney denied rumors that his client was trying to cash in on unauthorized sex tapes that have turned Hollywood wannabes into household names.
Condoleeza Rice prepares for a recent press conference about the secret collection of Americans' phone records.


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