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Literary analysts note that it is not the President's first plunge into publishing; 1994's "Belching The Alphabet" did moderately well.
"We would have just fucked them up anyways," said Senator John Kerry (D-Mass.) at a recent press conference.
"Intelligence gathered by our British allies lead us to strongly believe that Iraq may be hiding Jimmy Hoffa," said President Bush.
Coulter announced her campaign on the "Today" show, right before forcing a rubber ball gag over Matt Lauer's mouth and beating him with a riding crop.
Masked superhero insiders were predicting that the Batwoman's recent coming out would lead to a similar disclosure from her fellow crime fighters.
Webster wasn't the couple's first choice, but Gary Coleman and Jaleel White both resisted attempts to become part of the Jolie/Pitt brood.
Concerned this year's Godzilla season could be one of the worst on record, Japan announced that it is pulling its 600 troops from Iraq.
Osama bin Laden presents financials to the al Qaeda Board of Directors prior to announcing a massive lay-off.
The best photos from July.
