ARCHIVES: JULY 2006

Israel, Lebanon To Settle Dispute With Game Of Risk

Israel has won dice battles for Greenland, Congo and Madagascar, but has filed an official dispute with the UN over Lebanon's initial control of Irkutsk.

ASIA-PACIFIC

North Korea is expressing shock that its lavish celebration honoring American independence is being misinterpreted.

HISTORY

"Frankly, we could not stand by and watch this anymore", said John Adams, odd bits of flesh falling from his rotting yet remarkably well-preserved carcass.

BUSINESS

While Disney officials praised Johnny Depp, the company is prepared to shell out an unprecedented amount of loot to bring back Knightley.

WASHINGTON

When two Congressmen learned of the other's similar legislation, the congressional equivalent of white, pudgy chickens cockfighting commenced at the Capitol Rotunda.

CALIFORNIA

The World Gang Expo is in its eighth year and according to organizers, promises more exhibits, booths and onsite violence than any show of its kind.

WASHINGTON

The veto did not sit well with stem cell research proponent Nancy Reagan, who has been cultivating her own stem cell lines in a pen in her basement.

AMERICA

Legislators have rejected a proposal to turn the state into a national landfill. However, they did vote to change the state nickname to "The Superfund State".

WAR ON TERROR

The four servicemen hunting for Osama Bin Laden in the remote mountains of Afghanistan has smoked its 10,000th hole.

Caught On Film
President Bush dons full military dress for a Revolutionary War re-enactment.

The best photos from July.

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