ARCHIVES: FEBRUARY 2006

Mastercard Revokes Bush Personal Credit Card

Citing "grave concerns over the fiscal prudence of the cardholder," MasterCard has revoked President Bush's credit card.

TELEVISION

Saying they had completely run out of human-interest material and that the games "bore us," NBC has announced they are pulling out of the Olympics.

ENTERTAINMENT

Fans of Jennifer Aniston have rallied in support after Brad and Angelina's fetus was named to People's "50 Most Beautiful" list.

MIDDLE EAST

The SuperFriends have issued a press release announcing a joint effort with the Legion Of Doom to help put an end to the violence.

WAR ON TERROR

The post-ceremonial arrest of Punxsutawney Phil capped off a three month investigation by federal agents from the FBI and US Marshals.

INT'L POLITICS

Democratic leaders are calling for the destruction of Israel, a new campaign strategy they hope will win them seats in Congress this fall.

POLITICS

Kerry said it's not fair Bush gets to pick whomever he wants for the Supreme Court just because he won the popular and electoral vote in 2004.

AMERICA

President Bush announced yesterday that he has also hired badboy actor Colin Farrell to act as a live-in chaperone for his two daughters.

OLYMPICS

Michelle Kwan's quest for Olympic gold came to a surprise ending when she was awarded a sympathy medal after dropping out of the games.

Caught On Film
Jimmy Carter is committed to a mental hospital after stating the U.S. should give Hamas a chance.

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