ARCHIVES: AUGUST 2006

Delta Bans Humans From All Flights

Should the terror threat level drop back to yellow, the airline could begin to reintroduce humans to some flights in time for the holidays.

WASHINGTON

Democrats expressed concern that should Bush fail, there's little chance Dick Cheney could make it through the night without urinating, let alone enough time to solve a world crisis.

HISTORY

Israel has been trying to rack up non-Jew deaths to close the gap since 1963. The Bush administration displayed caution in congratulating the Jewish people.

MUSIC

Aguilera pointed to overwhelming evidence that she was ultimately the better looking, more talented and actually more stable of the duo.

MAGAZINES

US Weekly magazine announced today that former 'N SYNC member Lance Bass has topped its "Of Course, He's Gay" list for 2006.

TOURISM

Lohan plans to follow up her trip to Baghdad with a tour of U.S. prisons and then hopes to travel to several clergy conventions with a one-temptress show.

SOFTWARE

Adobe said it was prompted by the success of its popular political image doctoring software, AbramoffShop, which removed Jack Abramoff from photos.

SPECIAL REPORT

In this special report, CAP News takes a close look at Solar 9, one of the many companies devastated by the IAU's decision to demote the planet Pluto.

THE HEARTLAND

Thanks in part to a pair of doubleheaders, baseball officials estimate they'll be able to donate some 1.4 million gallons of saliva.

Caught On Film
Israeli high school student Itzhak Ben-Golum displays the latest tally as Jews work to narrow the Holocaust gap.

The best photos from July.

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