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ABOUT CAP NEWS
CAP News provides a daily dose of satire and parody of current events, covering all topics from politics to sports and health to technology. The CAP News writing staff boasts over 75 years of combined comedy writing experience, including a number of years producing comedy material for hundreds of radio stations around the country.
Since 2005, CAP News has focused its satire efforts solely on the web, providing hundreds of thousands of web visitors that much-needed break from reality on a daily basis.
To the right, a mini screenshot of CAP News, circa March, 2000.
To save costs, the design of the site was awarded to an inmate at MCI Cedar Junction in Walpole, Mass. as part of the prison's community outreach program.
Unfortunately, the designer was shanked in the cafeteria shortly after the site went live because other inmates felt he didn't use enough color variety.
CAP News has never been afraid to use gratuitous sex for financial or personal gain because we understand the importance of pulling in that young male demographic for our advertisers.
Yes, even if it means publishing pictures of Sarah Palin in a bikini before she's had a chance to shave her armpits for the month, because we are that dedicated to our craft.
The CAP News brand of satire constantly walks the edge and never pulls any punches when it comes to their satirical view of world events, and often teeters over the edge.
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-- The Des Moines Republican - "I laughed so hard that I went home and beat my dog."
-- Devin R, Austin - "You guys made me laugh out loud. And that's not easy to do without a mouth."
-- Ned J, Carson City - "You guys put the 'f' in laugh. And then my spellchecker took it out."
-- Carly P, Milwaukee - "My brother Joey said your site was funny. Now I know why he's institutionalized."
-- Esther M, Seattle - "You're as funny as a box of rocks. Especially if that box falls on my ex-wife."
-- Oliver P, Baltimore
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