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ABOUT CAP NEWS
CAP News delivers a daily dose of satire news to over 50,000 visitors each month, covering all facets of current events from Barack to Britney and from sports to technology.
The CAP News writing staff brings over 75 years of combined comedy writing experience to the web, providing visitors with a respite from the depressing state of world affairs with a daily chuckle of satire news and parody.
To the right, a mini screenshot of CAP News, circa March, 2000.
To save costs, the design of the site was awarded to an inmate at MCI Cedar Junction in Walpole, Mass. as part of the prison's community outreach program.
Unfortunately, the designer was shanked in the cafeteria shortly after the site went live because other inmates felt he didn't use enough color variety.
CAP News has never been one to shy away from controversy, facing off against the injustices of our society and hiding behind our lawyers whenever necessary.
In February of 2006, CAP News published one of our most talked about satire photos of all time - the picture to the left whose caption read, "President Bush takes a moment to give the troops a pep talk."
For those who prefer to have their satire handed to them, CAP News also offers a free daily or weekly email that goes perfect with that morning cup of coffee.
The CAP News brand of satire is often replicated but never duplicated in many locations around the web.
CAP News satire - are you in on the joke?
- "I never said any of those things you wrote. Well, okay, maybe a couple of them."
-- President Barack Obama - "You made me projectile my granola!"
-- Marcia L, Buffalo - "I laughed so hard that milk came out my roommate's nose!"
-- Bobby W, Boston - "Yor sight is funy."
-- Phil K, Kentuky - "You guys remind me of my dad. He was very funny, but he's dead now."
-- Patty F - "Very insightful and informative. Wait, is this dictionary.com?"
-- The Des Moines Republican - "I laughed so hard that I went home and beat my dog."
-- Devin R, Austin - "You guys made me laugh out loud. And that's not easy to do without a mouth."
-- Ned J, Carson City - "You guys put the 'f' in laugh. And then my spellchecker took it out."
-- Carly P, Milwaukee - "My brother Joey said your site was funny. Now I know why he's institutionalized."
-- Esther M, Seattle
