The watchdog group that came out against Ellen's appointment as the new JC Penney spokeslez says she is turning numerous members into lesbians against their will.[MORE]
While not endorsing the move directly, Romney noted that next to their foreclosed homes, citizens' votes are likely one of the most valuable commodities they have.[MORE]
Gay lifestyle magazine StudBunnies has given the "Pretty Boy Of The Year" nod to overt gay lifestyle advocate and Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum.[MORE]
One positive finding from the report is that when shown a newspaper and explained what it was for, a lot of teenagers said they thought it was a "pretty cool" idea.[MORE]
It's been believed that carrying a pink water bottle or wearing a pink t-shirt contributed directly to the cure for breast cancer, but apparently that is not so.[MORE]
John Tesh Shuts Down Own Social Media SiteTesh said he doesn't understand why his popularity hasn't climbed to David Haselhoff levels.
Report: Scientists Don't Know ShitThe report goes into detail about what they don't know and how long they haven't known it.
Tim Tebow Converts To IslamTebow said Jesus failed when he needed Him, so he's changing to "the religion of winners."
Brian Harrison
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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A recent poll found an overwhelming disdain for the ads, which often results in readers unable to finish their morning muffin or coffee while visiting the site.
Whole communities and perhaps even entire third world countries could very well be raised out of poverty thanks to Google's blatant disregard for any boundaries.
The new format also includes a change in the playoffs to a best of seven series structure, and allows for teams to suit up over 300 players on a weekly basis.
According to the United States Assless Chaps Association, sales are already way up this year, with a further surge expected once the band's new album is released.
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