Saturday | January 28, 2012
Solyndra Solar Panels Mistakenly Gave Sun EnergySolyndra Solar Panels Mistakenly Gave Sun Energy

The news caps an investigation which confirmed that it should have been the other way around.

Study: Comic Book Females \'Improbably Busty\'Study: Comic Book Females 'Improbably Busty'

Results show that their prodigious bosoms would interfere with their ability to fight crime.

Iran Sentences US Man To Cleaning ToiletsIran Sentences US Man To Cleaning Toilets

The U.S. unilaterally opposes Iran's decision as a direct violation of the Geneva Convention.

Newsmakers
Van Halen Reunion Leads To Run On Assless Chaps
David Lee Roth

Van Halen Reunion Leads To Run On Assless Chaps

Republicans: At This Point, We\'ll Vote For Anybody
Reince Priebus

Republicans: At This Point, We'll Vote For Anybody

Actor Reginald VelJohnson Still Wearing Cop Uniform
Reginald VelJohnson

Actor Reginald VelJohnson Still Wearing Cop Uniform

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Oates Finally Admits Hall Had All The Talent

It took almost 30 years and constant badgering by five media outlets, but John Oates has admitted that he was no better than the likes of Garfunkel or Ridgely.

Amazon Offers Discounts For Torching Retail Stores

The online retailer's new mobile app "Price Burn" gives shoppers a discount when they compare a store's prices to Amazon's and then burn the store to the ground.

Gingerbread Man Eaten After 3-County Kill Spree

The case drew widespread media attention and even prompted a "Save The Gingerbread Man" group on Facebook for people who felt he was being unfairly persecuted.

'Monster Under The Bed' Gag Both Amuses, Teaches

MUTB is the brain child of Lori and Stan Alston and is modeled after the popular holiday story and doll "Elf On The Shelf" that keeps an eye on wayward children.

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