A clearly drunk Mitt Romney let loose a barrage of profanity-laced statements on his rival during an impromptu press conference after last night's Florida debate.[MORE]
The practice involves sending curses via text message, which range from simple things like a bad hair day to more devastating hexes like huge pimples and acne.[MORE]
According to the Bureau Of Labor Statistics, an uptick in the price of enriched Uranium, Isotopic-U3O8 35%, is partly to blame for the spike in Plutonium pricing.[MORE]
The study found the more expensive the wine and the more difficult that it is to pronounce, the more likely most guys will realize the woman is out of his league.[MORE]
The substances used by the writers to sustain their almost perpetual state of intoxication vary from show to show, with iCarly writers the most drugged of all.[MORE]
Solyndra Solar Panels Mistakenly Gave Sun EnergyThe news caps an investigation which confirmed that it should have been the other way around.
Study: Comic Book Females 'Improbably Busty'Results show that their prodigious bosoms would interfere with their ability to fight crime.
Iran Sentences US Man To Cleaning ToiletsThe U.S. unilaterally opposes Iran's decision as a direct violation of the Geneva Convention.
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It took almost 30 years and constant badgering by five media outlets, but John Oates has admitted that he was no better than the likes of Garfunkel or Ridgely.
The online retailer's new mobile app "Price Burn" gives shoppers a discount when they compare a store's prices to Amazon's and then burn the store to the ground.
The case drew widespread media attention and even prompted a "Save The Gingerbread Man" group on Facebook for people who felt he was being unfairly persecuted.
MUTB is the brain child of Lori and Stan Alston and is modeled after the popular holiday story and doll "Elf On The Shelf" that keeps an eye on wayward children.
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