Poor Math-a-Thon Showing Destroys Cancer HopesParents blame the scheduling of the fundraiser, which takes place during school vacation.
Mitt Romney Nabs Supercuts EndorsementHe says he was "a regular Vidal Sassoon" in high school when he used to cut hair for fun.
Success Of 'Avengers' Leads To Run On Shields, MalletsAll around America, the streets are filled with middle-aged men living out childhood dreams.
Sergey Brin
Google Purchases The Earth For Record $590.6 Billion
Alvin Chambers
Study Finds Many Old People Were Once Young
Wile E. Coyote
Wile E. Coyote Killed In Central Park
Secret Service
Colombian Prostitutes Try To Put Scandal Behind Them
Holidays
Retailers Disappointed In Earth Day Sales Numbers
Job Creation
GOP Fears Illegals Will Hoard Asteroid Mining Jobs
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Preliminary plans call for each of Saturn's 31 biggest moons to be auctioned off early next year, with the planet itself undergoing demolition shortly after that.
Help! I think I may be middle-aged!
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