Wednesday | May 16, 2012
Newspaper Closings Rock Papier Mache Community
As U.S. newspapers continue to fold, a CAP News investigation shows that the problems facing that industry are also causing plenty of collateral damage.
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Parents blame the scheduling of the fundraiser, which takes place during school vacation.

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He says he was "a regular Vidal Sassoon" in high school when he used to cut hair for fun.

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All around America, the streets are filled with middle-aged men living out childhood dreams.

Newsmakers
Google Purchases The Earth For Record $590.6 Billion
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Google Purchases The Earth For Record $590.6 Billion

Study Finds Many Old People Were Once Young
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Study Finds Many Old People Were Once Young

Wile E. Coyote Killed In Central Park
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Wile E. Coyote Killed In Central Park

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Retailers Disappointed In Earth Day Sales Numbers
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Retailers Disappointed In Earth Day Sales Numbers

GOP Fears Illegals Will Hoard Asteroid Mining Jobs
Job Creation

GOP Fears Illegals Will Hoard Asteroid Mining Jobs

Newsreel
Twitter Teens Discover Three Stooges Were Real

The general consensus seemed to be that the Stooges were actual people capable of withstanding punishment delivered via eye pokes, nose pulls and sledgehammer hits.

Newsbreakers: Lucas Earls, Obesity Videographer

In this CAP News Special Report, we take a hard look at the one man who single-handedly invented, developed and refined the profession of obesity videography.

Reader's Digest To Offer New Abridged Version

The new "Morsel Edition" fits completely on one side of an 8 1/2 by 11-inch piece of paper, providing consumers a chance to at least pretend they read for leisure.

Interplanetary Coalition To Shut Down Saturn

Preliminary plans call for each of Saturn's 31 biggest moons to be auctioned off early next year, with the planet itself undergoing demolition shortly after that.

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