Thursday | September 9, 2010
Global Warming Blamed For Thawing Of Nun\'s Tits
The concern among environmentalists is that more breasts will thaw sooner than expected, causing a flood of boobs beyond which officials are able to control.
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Google Browser Features Perfect Toast TechnologyGoogle Browser Features Perfect Toast Technology

The browser will not only help make perfect toast, but hamburgers and other foods as well.

Al Qaeda Releases Fall/Winter ScheduleAl Qaeda Releases Fall/Winter Schedule

The all-new fall season kicks off with a busy marketplace bombing next Thursday evening.

Palin Names Palin Names "The Situation" As 2012 Running Mate

Palin becomes the first person to name a running mate before winning a party's nomination.

Newsmakers
Florida Homeless To Get Free Wireless InternetJeff Atwater

Florida Homeless To Get Free Wireless Internet

Feds Link Tainted Eggs To Farm In April ValleyJanuary Irontail

Feds Link Tainted Eggs To Farm In April Valley

Julia Roberts Signs On For Sequel, Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts Signs On For Sequel, "Eat Sleep Poop"

Vikings Fit Brett Favre For LifeGuard AlertBrett Favre

Vikings Fit Brett Favre For LifeGuard Alert

Darth Vader Doily Maker Sues Movie IndustryGeorge Lucas

Darth Vader Doily Maker Sues Movie Industry

Newsreel
Scabies Named Comeback Affliction Of The Year

After struggling for years to gain the recognition everyone agrees it deserves, Scabies scooted past Chlamydia to grab the coveted top spot in this year's poll.

'Cathy' Comic Strip Fans Decry 'Piranha 3D' Tie-In

In what some are calling an ill-advised collaboration, the strip will come to an end with the popular neurotic singleton being eaten alive by prehistoric piranhas.

Debate Heats Up Over Jedi Church At Ground Zero

Supporters say the church's location will allow them to provide New York that extra layer of protection from the Muslims setting up shop down the street.

Supreme Court Likely To Ban Straight Marriage

If the court rules as expected, straight couples will need to turn in their marriage licenses to the nearest Starbucks coffee shop no later than December 31.

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Tony Hayward Oil Spill
CEO Tony Hayward presents BP's next solution for the oil spill: a vacation resort built right on top of it.

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